not long ago in a land not too far away stood a vast castle. and in this castle lived a prince. the prince had the castle all too himself, because not long a ago every single one of his servants subtly exploded, leaving the castle in a bit of a mess.
the prince did have a girl he fancied and she right back at him, and that was swell.
after the prince cleaned up all the rotting carcasses and made a winchester-loungechairset out of them, but all this had no malicious means, just pure boredom, in this big vast castle.
so the prince decided to make something of his life and in honour of others, who died in battle fighting for his father the king, he made a bunch of stuff.
silly prince.